HEAVY WORD PLAY

I think putting oat milk in your tea is a bit much. A bit OTT.

for sale: 13 hundred dollars

Definition

soupçon : definition : just a little bit of soup

FOR SALE: 30 pounds

CIRCUS JOKE

Destroyed a circus the other day. Went right for the juggler.

FOR SALE: $2000

COVID JOKE

There are upsides to having covid. Like getting time off work. So try to stay positive.

FOR SALE: £1.99

An erudite Joke

I thought I was a French shoe but now I’m not chaussure.

For sale: $730

ICE BREAKER

Are you overwhelmed by NFTs too?

FOR SALE: £40

Four word joke

Climate change. Hot topic.

for sale: €12