Definition

soupçon : definition : just a little bit of soup

FOR SALE: 30 pounds

CIRCUS JOKE

Destroyed a circus the other day. Went right for the juggler.

FOR SALE: $2000

COVID JOKE

There are upsides to having covid. Like getting time off work. So try to stay positive.

FOR SALE: £1.99

An erudite Joke

I thought I was a French shoe but now I’m not chaussure.

For sale: $730

ICE BREAKER

Are you overwhelmed by NFTs too?

FOR SALE: £40

Poem about a young professional in lockdown

Staring at the wall again instead of at my colleague’s face.

Why did Boris lock me down in this Godforsaken place?

The place I once found sanctuary, the place I thought was home

Is now a Fortress of Solitude, thank fuck for my phone.

Yeah, people call me Alice cos now I live down rabbit holes

Dug by YouTube’s greatest idiots #LifeGoals

I guess InstaTikTokSnapchatFacebookTwitter aren’t too bad

There’s the odd recipe to use and house inspo to be had

Like how to sanitise your phone without it getting wet

Actually that’s a good idea, I’m gonna stick that in this deck

For sale: $950

Four word joke

Climate change. Hot topic.

for sale: €12