soupçon : definition : just a little bit of soup
CIRCUS JOKE
Destroyed a circus the other day. Went right for the juggler.
FOR SALE: $2000
COVID JOKE
There are upsides to having covid. Like getting time off work. So try to stay positive.
FOR SALE: £1.99
An erudite Joke
I thought I was a French shoe but now I’m not chaussure.
For sale: $730
Headline for bitcoin’s fIrst press ad
MONEY IS NO OBJECT
FOR SALE: A Bitcoin
ICE BREAKER
Are you overwhelmed by NFTs too?
FOR SALE: £40
Three word joke
Lime disease? Tick.
For sale: $9
Impression of a dramatic hermit crab
What fresh shell is this!
FOr SAle: £18
Notes for a standup routine about Getting a cat
For sale: 120 quid
Name for audi’s Summer party
Vorsprung Durch Picnic
for sale: €11m
Poem about a young professional in lockdown
Staring at the wall again instead of at my colleague’s face.
Why did Boris lock me down in this Godforsaken place?
The place I once found sanctuary, the place I thought was home
Is now a Fortress of Solitude, thank fuck for my phone.
Yeah, people call me Alice cos now I live down rabbit holes
Dug by YouTube’s greatest idiots #LifeGoals
I guess InstaTikTokSnapchatFacebookTwitter aren’t too bad
There’s the odd recipe to use and house inspo to be had
Like how to sanitise your phone without it getting wet
Actually that’s a good idea, I’m gonna stick that in this deck
For sale: $950
Four word joke
Climate change. Hot topic.
for sale: €12
Idea for Catchphrase
No you’re bogus!
for sale: £4
Sitcom about Jesus coming back
For Sale: $900
Headline for when Deliveroo goes bust
DELIVERUINED